Up yours Valentines day

This isn't a poem, it's just something that I think you two might like.
Today's Valentines day and since I have $3 in my bank account I made cupcakes. I contemplated putting love hearts and all that shit on them but then I went outside and threw up on the lawn for a bit. Anyway I solved the problem of how to make Valentines cupcakes not pathetic... Make them FUCKCAKES!
Yeah!

The last time I made one of these was probably Mother's Day '98

C is for cool because Coco's way cool.
O is for ocean, but I'd rather swim in your pool.
C is for "Cunts!" because we both like to yell it.
O is for offensive and everyone just needs to shut the fuck up and deal because life would be boring if you changed even a bit.

Djinous I'm sorry but your name has too many letters. Maybe later though.

Coco + Djinous = Panthers

Self obsessed blogs are for morons, I'd way rather write about Coco and Djinous. Here's a limerick I wrote about Coco:

In New York there's a panther called Coco.
And I'm pretty sure that she's loco.
But I love her still,
Even when she's on pills,
Now please can I borrow a smoko?

Djinouse do you feel left out? Ok you get one too then:

I have a friend called Djinous.
Once I show-ed her my caboose.
And all she could say,
Was "Put it away,
Cos the neighbors can see from their house."

As you may have noticed limericks rule and I am a genius.